What do you see...

...when you see me?

I've always wondered why people read this blog anyway. They must know I'm never really actually honest when I write. "So why do they?" is what i keep thinking (assuming of course that I indeed have a laudable fan-base and I'm not merely deluding myself into believing that my blog is somewhat popular).

Even with all my half-truths and sugar coated lies, people still seem to come. I mean, it's only natural that i try to paint a pretty picture of myself on my own blog. I'm the girl who never swears, never gets angry, the one who doesn't get frustrated with annoying people, who doesn't feel scared about failing exams, who doesn't get nervous when talking in front of a crowd, who doesn't feel hurt when she is ignored.

In my blog, I'm a package of everything sweet, and nice and perfect. In fact, I'm so perfect people may feel the urge to get to know me more. "Oh, who is this awesome person I'm reading about?" they might be thinking.

Good question!

Well, since you've asked so politely, I feel obliged to clue you in on the truth. You might want to hold on to your seat. This is truth beyond your wildest imaginations.

Ready?

Truth is, the author of this blog is fictional. *gasps*

She is a mere creation of one Izyan de' Nerd. Truth is, the real Izyan is the exact opposite of the sweet, perfect fictional Izyan. She is sometimes a very contemptible human being. The real Izyan is not perfect. She is not nice. And dear Lord, she has some deplorable habits *swallows a mouthful of cheesecake at 1 am*

So just in case you know me (the real Izyan) in person, and occasionally read my blog and find it amusing that the fictional Izyan is so different from the one you've come to know so well in real life, this is the reason.

And just in case you feel the urge to quote from my blog when talking to me, or make the silly assumption that the fictional Izyan and the real Izyan are one and the same person, don't! You'll only make a big fool of yourself. And the real Izyan, contemptible as she is, will look down at you for doing just that.

So tell me..

what do you see when you see me now?