Thursday, March 18, 2010

How to be miserable

A 10 step guide on how to be miserable i found hanging on the wall of the Psychiatric Day Hospital i went to today.
  1. Make little things bother you. Don't just let them, MAKE them!
  2. Lose your perspective and keep it lost. Never put first things first.
  3. Get yourself a good worry - one which you can do nothing about.
  4. Be a perfectionist - condemn yourself and others for not achieving perfection. (This one totally hits home. @__@ Kya~)
  5. Be right, be always right, be the only one who is always right, and be rigid in your rightness. (LOL, this kinda reminds me of someone)
  6. Do not trust people, or accept them at anything but their worst and weakest.
  7. Be suspicious. Insist that others have hidden motives. 
  8. Always compare yourself unfavorably to others. This guarantees instant misery (HAHA! Like instant noodles.)
  9. Take personally everything that happens to you.
  10. Don't give yourself wholeheartedly to anyone or anything.
Now then, that oughta do it! =P

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