Gossip Girl~

I heard from the grapevine that people have been digging into my private life, earnestly scavenging through the mess looking for hidden treasures~ (Oh you people must be so bored of your own lives to gossip about mine, aren't ya?)

Some are even bold enough to ask me personally. Hahahaha.. i applaud the courage but you must forgive me if I fail to resist the temptation to pull a leg here and there.

C'mon now! I may be an open book most of the time, and you may think you know everything there is to know about me because I happen to tell you about my (imaginary) wedding date, but let's face some facts.

1. Everyone (and i do mean EVERYONE!) knows i dream of getting hitched by Nov of 2011. You're not special in that respect.
2. My life is boring. Go and gossip about your local newspaper boy. I can bet you my pinky finger that his secrets are juicier than mine.
3. If u have any burning questions regarding my love life, don't ask my friends. Contrary to popular belief, i don't tell them everything.
   

So there.

Any further questions can be directed to my secretary, or you can also ring this toll-free hotline for assistance: 1800-mind-ur-own-business!

Thank you.