Dextrocardia

They make justifiably incorrect speculations about where my heart lies - Some say it's somewhere across the ocean, probably under the deep blue sea? Or maybe it's among stars, between planets and solar flares? Others say i have no heart at all, which is a fair enough observation given my personality. 

But they're wrong, of course. 

I do have a heart. And it's beating as strong as ever. It's location though is a secret i'm not yet ready to divulge to the public. Hehe, i love secrets =)

p/s: I got a kid with dextrocardia (heart in the right chest instead of the normal left) for my Paediatrics exam last year. I probe and prod the kid seeming to go through the motion of examining him, and then confidently reported to the examiner that i could feel normal heartbeat on the left chest (where there was none). Bazinga!~~