Very bad.
Twitter has turned me into a stalker.
And a very pathetic one at that too.
Vying for the attention of one man.
A man I never actually liked.
Until very recently.
I have become the true embodiment of hopeless, pathetic girls worldwide.
I blame you, Twitter!
(And that man's surprisingly perfect English).
p/s: Nowadays I'm prone to writing short burst of sentences with no literary flair at all (not that i had any to begin with). Twitter has damaged me. I've become a defective item. Y0u may throw me into the waste basket if you feel you must. =__='
2 comments:
I, for one, deplore lack of literary flair and elegance. *swish* (throw) xP
hahaha. i take that as a challenge!
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