They have both betrayed me, and betrayed me horribly they have. They used to be my friends; they used to sing me sweet sweet poetry. Now they just insult me and spit right in my face.
I mean, what kind of friend would make you feel like a big, pregnant elephant? That would be Ms Scale, indeed! And what kind of friend would say you look like a pizza-faced mutant? Ms Mirror her name, you got that right!
I feel so hurt right now I can't bear looking at either of them.
I feel so bitter I've started befriending the tall, handsome and highly sought after Mr Fridge. He gives me sugary gifts of love, and comforts me with triple layered chocolate cakes. He makes me feel so good I keep coming back for more. The only problem is that these instant pleasures fade away the moment I turn my back.
Is my heart not really meant for him? I wonder.
People tell me Mr Fridge is a conniving and manipulative con-man. They say he has some devious plans brewing somewhere in his cold, chilly interior. They tell me to stay away from him, but I'm just so sad and lonely without my two (ex) best friends, I can't help but fall for Mr Fridge's charming gestures.
And the worst part is that the closer Mr Fridge and I get and the more intimate we are, the more my two (ex) best friends hurt and insult me. Why would they do this to me?
*sob*
Maybe they're jealous??!
*sob*
I don't want them to hate me.
*sob*
I'll tell you a secret. I actually miss them - both of them!
*sob*
I wish they'd be my friends again. I really wish they would! But that would mean i have to say goodbye to my new found love - Mr Fridge.
*sob*
I hate having to choose one over the other.
*sob*
I don't know what to do.
*sob*
I'm spiraling deeper and deeper into despair.
*sob sob*
Tell me, is life even worth living like this?
p/s: Urgghh, I'm fat and ugly and ultimately hating it! @____@
p/s: No, there's no need for you to nod in agreement!
p/s: I'm serious!
10 comments:
"a conniving and manipulative con-man"
i love this part..haha
wow~ you really are crazy~ aren't you?? and most probably lonely too~ right?? poor you~
-your beautiful little sister- hee~
Achik... kngah lonely!!
(bwek, as if!~) Hahaha.
Btw, i'll teach u how to sign ur name when commenting. First, choose "Name/URL" when picking ur identity, then just type in ur name.
And Voila~~~ u now have an identity!
Easy peasy right?
yes little miss,do it like that the next time!easy peasy.. u wont be anonynous anymore :p
Hey anonymous a.k.a kero kero... sign your name laa. How many times need i remind you? aisssshhhh~~~~ =___=' *kepala pusing*
hahaha...izyan you are funny^^
i love your entries la...keep onwriting ok~
me too cold lonely and fat. need to go to the gym...haish malas >.<
nikhana [aween's fren =)]
Ah, Olivenik_cho!!
I remember you. You're the one with the nice pictures, right? Hahahaha, i didn't know you were still coming here.
Anyways, thank you~
Glad you like 'em. ^___^v
Oh, and thanks for signing your name too. Some ppl i don't-know just love being 'anonymous'es, it's perplexing. @_@'
ok. first of all, i know that! i'm not that much of an idiot! just too lazy~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~to think that is. and yes, i do know it's easy and that you're very very lonely without me! hee~~~~~
The author of izyandex.blogspot.com has written an excellent article. You have made your point and there is not much to argue about. It is like the following universal truth that you can not argue with: You are always a little bit scared when you stroke a hourse. Thanks for the info.
Hey thanks stranger. ^^
It would have been better if you had signed your name to go with your comment though. I'm not a big fan of anonymouses.
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