So here's the deal. I was bugged all day today (even now) with a weird pain in my right arm. However, due to its nature (uncomfortable, yet very mild), i don't see any reason to worry. But since it was there and and i was bored, and we had a lot of corridor time to kill while waiting for the consultant who took forever poring over patient charts, I asked Anie to take a history off of me (We need the practice anyway).
And her diagnosis was: VOILA! Neuropathic pain~
I wasn't really convinced, so I decided to get a second opinion from Dr Farhana. This is one (future) doctor i know i can bet my last penny on.
(But I can be wrong sometimes too. LOL~)
Anyway, here's a snippet of the consultation session i had with her:
(Some contents have been edited to protect patient's confidentiality~)
Dr Farhana: Describe the pain.
Izyan Ramdan: It's a dull generalized pain
Izyan Ramdan: It's aggravated by touch, heat, cold, and gravity.
Izyan Ramdan: And it's always there.
Dr Farhana: Radiation? Severity?
Izyan Ramdan: Radiates from above the elbow to the the fingers
Izyan Ramdan: It's worst at the distal biceps and dorsal portion of the hand.
Izyan Ramdan: Severity 2 /10
Izyan Ramdan: I'm not on any medications
Dr Farhana: Okay
Izyan Ramdan: No hx of serious medical conditions.
Izyan Ramdan: Non smoker
Izyan Ramdan: And I don't drink alcohol
Dr Farhana: (patient ni takyah tanye die dah bagi detail hx)
Izyan Ramdan: hahahahaha
Dr Farhana: hahahahaha
Izyan Ramdan: What else do u need to know, Dr?
Dr Farhana: yes... are u married?
Izyan Ramdan: I'm single
Izyan Ramdan: but i plan to get married 11/11/11
Dr Farhana: hahahahahahaha
Dr Farhana: (tak tanye pon)
Izyan Ramdan: Any other questions, Dr?
Dr Farhana: who do u live with at home?
Izyan Ramdan: my plant Yuuki, and 4 other ppl
Izyan Ramdan: So Dr, what's my diagnosis?
Dr Farhana: hmmm
Dr Farhana: "mengade"ness!!!
Izyan Ramdan: HAHAHAHA
Dr Farhana: hahhahahahaha
Oh well, i think i can live with that~ ^___^
7 comments:
lol if only all the patients in the ward camni, takyah tanye dah jawab..siap dengan medical terms tu!
p/s : anyway, the pics look fun! and teah still comel mcm dulu kan..kikiki
Hehehe, i'm a very helpful patient~
Btw, Te'ah sorang je ke comel?
(me? me?? ME??!!!!!) =P
hahaha izyan comel!
izyan comel! izyan comel comel comel!!!!
sama comel macam aween..wahahaha
ok time to perasan dah abes. (=_=)
Hahahaha.. Patient ni, senang sungguh nak diagnose! She laid everything on the table.
Sore muscle!
Nah Ponstan. Eat every 8 hours.
Next patient!
ps: When I was in Kuala Kangsar, ade satu doctor ni, cakap la sakit ape pon, die akan prescribe ponstan and ubat batuk. Die igt budak suke get high kot?
kalo sume patient mcm gitu, doctor xpayah susah2 belajar la..
hmm.. satu ja yang tertarik sikit..
11/11/11..
jangan lupa jemput ye.. hehee:P
medic terms smua tu x paham lgsg.. so ni je la bole komen.. hehe..:)
hehehe, 11/11/11 is just a plan~ But yeah, no worries, i'll slip ur name into the guest list.
(oh poyonya~) =P
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