Friday, January 30, 2009

I flirt with danger!

Hahaha... No i don't!
Cos i don't flirt.
Period!

Lately, a couple of people have been telling me that i should flirt more. (Huh???) I tell them, politely (but rather impatiently) that i do not flirt. I never have and I probably never will. I'm just stiff and rigid like that. I am a self-proclaimed nerd remember? And this is how we roll~

The best thing is that we nerds don't simply avoid engaging in any acts of flirting ourselves, we also make a point of repelling any flirtatious advances from people.

I remember subtly brushing aside my friend's feeble attempts at being flirtatious once. Probably dejected, he claimed i was being impossible (What the....??). And then he gave a not-so-plausible theory to why I don't flirt, and i loosely quote:

U have been stuck in surgery and clinical trials amongst all those hospital antiseptic-smelling corridors that u are really REALLY out of touch with flirtations.

HAHAHA. Yeah right.

The thing is, you can't flirt with just anybody. It doesn't work that way. And since i have not yet found that special person worthy of me submitting myself to this ancient and shameless act of trying to attract the attention of the opposite sex, i will refrain from flirting!

So go ahead, say what you want about me.
Flirting just ain't my thing!

Live with it.

6 comments:

aween lia-na said...

stuju2!! kalau dengan sume laki kite nak flirt, hilanglah ke-special-an flirt kita untuk org yang kita sayang tu kan?

p/s : izyan, u from jenan eh dulu?

callister said...

yeah.bagus2..jual mahal skit...

Izyan de' Nerd said...

[aween lia-na] - Yeap, i spent 5 years of my life trapped among the getah trees of Jenan~

[callister] - Is that considered jual mahal? I'm thinking it's more about being sensible than anything else. Why gv hope when u aren't the slightest bit interested, correct?

Junior Jenan said...

go with your own principles.. you know ur self better than anyone else..

flirt more atau x flirt langsung.. both ada kelebihan dan kekurangan sendiri.. mungkin dpat kenal lg byk ragam org, mungkin juga bole merendahkan nilai diri.. atau mungkin x knal byk ragam org tp org tgk akak dgn tabik~

Izyan de' Nerd said...

Tengok akak dgn tabik ke? More likely tengok akak as sombong.

Hehehe.

But what to do?!! That's how the world works. Ppl are judgmental by nature =)

Junior Jenan said...

haha..sombong~ :P

yup2, betol betol betol~ :P