So I went ice-skating yesterday night with some of my batch and some 5th meds. It was really fun (when i didn't fall). But i did fall. Three times! Each time worse than the last.
First, I fell on my bum. Hugely embarrassing, but I was otherwise fine.
The second time was a slightly more painful experience. I was (very) slowly and happily making my way around the ice rink when one of the 5th med (I don't know his name) grabbed me from behind, tugged on my arm and caused me to fall backwards and hit my head on the ice. It hurt like hell. I even saw stars for a second or two. Then, after one of the workers helped me up to my feet, this senior of mine had the nerve to brush off the ice from my back.
First, I fell on my bum. Hugely embarrassing, but I was otherwise fine.
The second time was a slightly more painful experience. I was (very) slowly and happily making my way around the ice rink when one of the 5th med (I don't know his name) grabbed me from behind, tugged on my arm and caused me to fall backwards and hit my head on the ice. It hurt like hell. I even saw stars for a second or two. Then, after one of the workers helped me up to my feet, this senior of mine had the nerve to brush off the ice from my back.
"Hey, not only did you make me fall, you're trying to molest me now? Sheeesh, stop touching my behind already!!" was what i said in my head.
“No, it’s okay, no problemo. I can do that myself." was what I said to him.
Anyways, he apologized. So no harm done~
The third time was the worst. I was skating with Emy in the middle of the rink. There wasn't many people in the middle so we tried experimenting with our skates. Emy was trying to skate backwards or something and I was making small circles (not intentionally tho, I just kept going around in circles cos my left leg won't move to my will). So anyway, I really can’t remember what happened next. All I know is that I somehow slipped and fell hard on my face, hitting my lower jaw on the ice. I don't know why I didn't break the fall with my hands. It happened so fast, I probably didn’t have time to react (that’s just a theory).
Now, if the second fall had hurt like hell, this third one was 10 times worst! All I could think of at that moment was "Oh God, don't let me lose my teeth". I was very sure i did, cos the pain was excruciating. I didn't, thank heavens! And I didn't bite my tongue or anything.
Anyways, he apologized. So no harm done~
The third time was the worst. I was skating with Emy in the middle of the rink. There wasn't many people in the middle so we tried experimenting with our skates. Emy was trying to skate backwards or something and I was making small circles (not intentionally tho, I just kept going around in circles cos my left leg won't move to my will). So anyway, I really can’t remember what happened next. All I know is that I somehow slipped and fell hard on my face, hitting my lower jaw on the ice. I don't know why I didn't break the fall with my hands. It happened so fast, I probably didn’t have time to react (that’s just a theory).
Now, if the second fall had hurt like hell, this third one was 10 times worst! All I could think of at that moment was "Oh God, don't let me lose my teeth". I was very sure i did, cos the pain was excruciating. I didn't, thank heavens! And I didn't bite my tongue or anything.
But dang, how it hurt!!!
I had such a nasty fall, two or three people came over to help. One guy kept asking me if i was alright. "Yes yes, I'm fine" I told him. "You sure?” He asked again. I probably didn't look too good at that point. "Yes, I'm sure" I said.
I had such a nasty fall, two or three people came over to help. One guy kept asking me if i was alright. "Yes yes, I'm fine" I told him. "You sure?” He asked again. I probably didn't look too good at that point. "Yes, I'm sure" I said.
Secretly i thought to myself - "Oh please don't make a fuss. I've already bruised my face and my knees; need you bruise my ego as well?"
After I told him I was fine for the millionth time, he proceeded to help me up on my feet. Only he literally had to haul me up cos I was still hurting and shaky at the knees but too proud to admit it. He was a big man, no problem there. Then Emy helped me get to the edge of the ice rink where it was safe. The guy followed us.
After I told him I was fine for the millionth time, he proceeded to help me up on my feet. Only he literally had to haul me up cos I was still hurting and shaky at the knees but too proud to admit it. He was a big man, no problem there. Then Emy helped me get to the edge of the ice rink where it was safe. The guy followed us.
My jaw was sore, and I was very ready to get out of that place. But since our time was almost up anyways, I thought, “Heck I'll just weather this last 5 minutes through.” So I stayed close to the side with Emy - nursing my throbbing jaw, my bruised chin, my aching back, knees, face, head, everything; while the guy kept coming and asking me if I was alright. When they finally opened the gates, he even came to help me out. Good man! =)
So that’s it - the story of my ice-skating disaster. I paid €10 to get myself bruised and beaten; and I even got to take home a mild concussion for freebies.
So that’s it - the story of my ice-skating disaster. I paid €10 to get myself bruised and beaten; and I even got to take home a mild concussion for freebies.
Not bad.
Not bad at all~
We should really do this more often, huh gang? =P
(erghh.. my head still hurts from last night~)
11 comments:
hihi..lawak la ko ni izyan..
Ifa, daku tidak cuba berlawak.
Sememangnye jatuh itu sangat sakit~
But that guy who helped me was very sweet, so well, yknow....... (*blush*) hehe~
sempat lagi mengusha tu. isk2
nak jatuh gak a..agak2 ada orng angkat tak..haha
fAraHnaDiaH - K. Farah, its not everyday that i get to play the part of damsel in distress. So, alang2 tu usha la sekali kan.. =P
3belas - Apih, try la. Mana tau kot2 ade sesapa nk tolong angkat ke~ (but i doubt it... hahaha)
lol i cant stop laughing ( sorry, mari bersimpati kejap dkt izyan)..lepas ni , bagikla slalu jatuh dkt hospital, who knows, kalau ade consultant hensem mai tolong! LOL
Hahaha.. ade this one time masa bedside tutorial i felt a little faint, maybe sebab berdiri terlalu lama kot and the ward was a bit warm.. but then tetiba org lain plak yg pengsan.. keh keh..
Makanya, tak dpt la nk buat cerita ditolong consultant kerana terjatuh pengsan. Itu dah jadi story org lain~ =P
p/s: wear comfortable shoes when on ward rounds!
i slalu imagine i ade kerusi roda eletrik tau everytime ward rounds. Letih maa jalan non-stop keliling hospital.
Betul2.. especially bile ward tu tingkat 5 ke 6 ke, pastu kena naik stairs, then kena turun plak gi memana, pastu teringat tertinggal something kat atas, naik balik... pastu... pastu...
Boleh kurus la kesimpulannya. Hahaha.
at least kakngah jatuh 3 kali je!!!!
tateh jatuh 50++ kali!!!!n no one helped me!kuang asam pny malaysians!
Tateh.. tateh...
U're seeing this all wrong. It really has nothing to do with malaysians or irish or who-ever.
As your loving big sister, let me teach you a simple lesson.. pen and paper ready? Ahem:
"People come to my rescue cos i'm sweet and pretty and irresistable. (HAHAHAHA..!)"
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