I am a girl on a mission.....
...TO CONQUER THE WORLD!!!
I have some brilliantly evil plans brewing in my genius plot to achieve galactic domination, enslave the people of Earth under my steely dictatorial grip and live a life of total power. And i'll start by recruiting little minions like you (yes, YOU - random blog visitors!) to join my force of destruction. Who's with me???
Hahaha.. just kidding. I have no such plans (tho i'm sure it's not wrong for a diabolical genius like me to dream). I do however have a mission for myself. I am on the verge of starting a quest for understanding. This is a perilous and merciless mission i plan to embark on, but hopefully something worthwhile. The idea itself is already exciting me no end. Yes, i am excited about the prospect of learning.... (something)..
Success is within my grasp. I will not fail!! Which is not even an issue here. We self-proclaimed geniuses NEVER fail. It's always the situation that fails to bend to our wills! =P. Anyway, excited as i am, i can't start right away because this unforgiving mission requires thorough planning and preparation.
So I'm giving myself a year. 1 whole year to prepare.
Weee~ I'm lightheaded with excitement. (oppss...spinning..spinning)
(Ahem... clears throat)
I am a girl on a mission...
.....with severe bouts of postural hypotension.
I better go lie down now.. @__@
2 comments:
Salam... can I sign up for your mission? Whatever it entails... hehe. Got here by some random chance, dunno why I haven't discovered this all this while!! YOu on holiday?? Come to Kuantan, I'll take you down the memory lane ;)
Ahh, by pure chance it is not, my dear Sofi! I have with great subtlety and consistence been brainwashing random people to unknowingly stumble across my blog, get them interested in whatever evil plans i have hatched and slowly but surely build my army of destruction. You, i'm proud to say, are one of those lucky ones!
Btw, a trip down memory lane sounds lovely. How about we do that after i take over the world? =P
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