Dear Random Readers,
You may only know me as Izyan De’ Nerd, the pitiful virtual author of this pathetic blog. Some may even be unlucky enough to have met me face-to-face in real life. For that, I apologise. Anyway, today as a thank you note for hesitantly dropping by and unknowingly increasing my visitors count statistics, I am going to let u all in on a little secret of mine.
Shhh, this is just between us: I’m paranoid!!
No, no, I’m not kidding, it’s true. I really am paranoid. I believe everyone is stalking me, just waiting for the opportune moment to strike when I least expect it. This notion of being stalked keeps me up awake at night and happily lets me fall asleep in class.
Ah, I can hear your sigh of pity and being pathetic as I am, I revel at the thought of people taking an interest in what i say. So anyway, my shrink tells me that for me to be at least remotely functional in the human world, I need to get over my fears of random people trying to kill me. Yes, it’s as tough as it sounds. My crippling fear of the unknown hinders me from accepting the fact that no one actually cares enough to kill “the-insignificant” me.
So, if you random ppl can drop a line once in a while and tell me who u are and that u aren’t trying to kill me (yknow, just to help me get through my day) that’ll be super.
Thank you in advance.
Izyan the sicko.
9 comments:
silence...i kill u!
haha. ur writings are hilarious. sumthing to look forward to after a LOOOONNNGGG day staring at numbers and excel spreadsheets. not forgeting the equations and formulas.
by the way, i am not here to stalk nor to kill.
peace!
ai.
oh kambeng terbng,i got her first! shush2~
heh, anonymous di atas ni. You and me we get her together, what d ya think of that?
Ehem... i'm interrupting normal broadcasting for this highly important message:
"DON'T EVEN THINK OF KILLING ME!!"
I'll haunt both of you (kambing terbang and anonymous) forever!
lil miss-accountant: Glad u like my rantings, tho i really can't imagine why. Thanks all the same. =)
catch me if you can. Drink redbull to catch me. It gives you wiiiiings.
Fatally yours,
kambing terbang
Detestable Kambing terbang,
Your vain attempts to scare me with childish threats of cold-blooded murder will not deter me from my promise to haunt you. Beware!
p/s: haha, wings? who said i can't fly?
mildly amused,
Izyan de' Nerd.
dear izyan,
i'm not gonna literally kill u. i'll make u kill urself instead. Keep up ur good work in haunting me.
moderately haunted,
kambing terbang.
'Deareast' Kambing Terbang,
In theory, that does sound like a great plan you've hatched. One itsy-bitsy problem tho, unlike u kambings, we intelligent life-forms (i.e normal humans) live in the real world; where flying kambings hold no significance whatsoever. 'Make' me kill myself?? Hahaha... you make me laugh.
Enjoying the upper hand,
Izyan de' Nerd.
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